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Cow Jokes
Q: Why should you never-ever tell a Cow a secret?
A: Because it will just go in one ear and out the UDDER
Q: What is a cow's favorite subject in school?
A: Moooooooooosic!!!!!!!
Q: What do you call a cow with holes in it?
A: HOLY COW!
Q: What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A: A milkshake!
Q: What did the scientist say when he found bones on
the moon?
A: Looks like the cow didn't make it!!
Q:Why did the farmer feed his cow money?
A: He wanted rich milk.
Q: What do you call cow and a poodle mixed.
A: COWPOO
Q: What do cows do online?
A: They instant moo-ssege each other!
Q: Why do cows wear cow bells?
A: Because their horns don't work.
Q: What did the bored cow say when she got up in the morning?
A: "It's just an udder day"
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow, who?
Cows don't say who, cows say moo !
Q: Why don't cows have any money?
A: Because farmers milk them dry
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