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August 23rd, 2010 by admin
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Cow Jokes

Q: Why should you never-ever tell a Cow a secret?
A: Because it will just go in one ear and out the UDDER

Q: What is a cow’s favorite subject in school?
A: Moooooooooosic!!!!!!!

Q: What do you call a cow with holes in it?
A: HOLY COW!

Q: What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A: A milkshake!

Q: What did the scientist say when he found bones on the moon?
A: Looks like the cow didn’t make it!!

Q:Why did the farmer feed his cow money?
A: He wanted rich milk.

Q: What do you call cow and a poodle mixed.
A: COWPOO

Q: What do cows do online?
A: They instant moo-ssege each other!

Q: Why do cows wear cow bells?
A: Because their horns don’t work.

Q: What did the bored cow say when she got up in the morning?
A: “It’s just an udder day”

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Cow.
Cow, who?
Cows don’t say who, cows say moo !

Q: Why don’t cows have any money?
A: Because farmers milk them dry

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